I love you more than … 
The Diet Coke one is just silly.  Diet is a nasty four letter word.  It’s worse than the word that starts with an ‘f,” ends with a ‘k,’ and isn’t firetruck.

I love you more than …

The Diet Coke one is just silly.  Diet is a nasty four letter word.  It’s worse than the word that starts with an ‘f,” ends with a ‘k,’ and isn’t firetruck.